Fuck Yeah, Jake M. Johnson

♪ He’s a very good secretary. ♪

♪ He’s a very good secretary. ♪

posted 1 day ago with 412 notes via newgirlthings

Man, I used to be so great at talking on the phone, man. You know, something about the cord and the handset that just really set me at ease.

It’s a story as old as time.

get to know me meme - [6/10] current celebrity crushes

           ➤ Jake Johnson

We all have flaws. We’re all freaks. All of us. We have to support each other. I knew it! I am better than you guys! Thank you for helping me realize that.